Looking For A Hard ‘R’ Power Rangers Film? Here You Go!

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Ummmm this film is totally not safe for work, or kids, or anyone really, but it is pretty awesome.  It is a good re-imagining of the Power Rangers universe.  I can’t believe how many good people they got to be in this movie, and if you want to see, it you should watch it now because who knows how long it will be viewable before being taken down.  It’s Morphin Time!

Update: So it looks like the hard “R” version has been taken down but the PG-13 version lives on.  I have posted that video above.

Update 2: They put back the original, so I swapped the movies again!

Kickstarting A Star Wars Fan Film? Bad Idea.

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So you may have heard of the Star Wars fan film Rise of the Empire on Kickstarter.  It has a lot of great people working on it, and it seems like a fun concept.  The problem is that I can’t see anywhere that mentions that they have Disney’s approval.  Why would you ask for people’s money when you know that you could be shut down at any moment.  I don’t get why people do this.  They think because they are not making a profit that their fan projects will be able to move forward.  They are wrong.  Big companies protect their intellectual property vigorously.  I can’t see Disney allowing someone the opportunity to make a film without properly licensing it first.  Plus Disney has to make sure it will work with their new universe.

If you want to try and make a fan film go ahead, but asking for people’s money to do it is irresponsible.  This goes for any sort of fan project based on a licensed property.  If you are going to do it, you will have to do it completely with your own money, and even then it will still probably be shut down, but at least you are just wasting your own money.  This is just a bad idea.

Geek Canon Isn’t Sacred!

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For some reason geeks love to trash movies and TV shows that aren’t working for breaking canon.  Like somehow because a character’s origin is different, or they look or act slightly different than the paper version of themselves, that is why the property isn’t connecting with audiences.  It is a load of crap.  If something isn’t good, it isn’t because they didn’t consult the sacred texts.  If it is bad, it is bad due to normal problems like bad writing or poor acting/direction.  It is not just comic books.  Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and Anime guys and gals love to rant about it too.

Marvel is doing great, and they aren’t following the canon at all.  The characters’ backgrounds and all sorts of things are totally different than they are in the comic books, and that is fine.  You will notice that the fans are saying DC should be more like Marvel, and follow the comic books more with their movies, but I am scratching my head and trying to figure out which comic books Marvel is following.  Sure they are using the books for inspiration, but the movies are completely different.  I am sure that when the Civil War movie comes out it will look nothing like its comic book counter part.

What matters first and foremost is that product is good.  If it changes things, who cares, as long as talented people created something fun with respect for what they are working with.  Sure it is nice if the people making the films and media don’t treat the canon like a dirty rag, but they surely don’t always have to worry about breaking it.  Lets not worry so much about the past, and maybe we should be hopeful about a very geeky future!

Neill Blomkamp Is Making Alien 5!

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So on January 1st of this of this year Neill Blomkamp, the director of District 9 and the soon to be released Chappie, showed off some sweet images of an Alien movie idea he had been kicking around.  You can see them all on his Instagram account here.  Then he dropped the bomb that if he wanted to make the movie Fox had already said he could.  He just wasn’t sure that he wanted to take on such a big project, and after the failure of the Halo movie I can see why.  I guess someone at Fox found a check big enough to convince him to try.  Alien 5 is a go.

Fox is still making Prometheus 2, but with the mixed reception the first film got, they are no doubt doubling down on this very lucrative franchise. I wish Mr. Blomkamp the best of luck because his concept art looked amazing!  Just in case you need any more convincing to be excited for this movie here is Ripley in a Space Jockey mask!

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Shmee Tours The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel!

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Mrs. Shmee and I recently sat down and watched The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.  What can I say it was Valentine’s Day weekend.  It was directed by John Madden (think Shakespeare in Love not football), and released by Fox Searchlight here in the good ol’ US of A.  This film is as predictable as they come, and it hits you with a lot of schmaltz.  Though with the quality of the of the cast and director it ends up being pretty good anyway.

The idea behind this movie is that a group of old English people can’t afford to live in Britain, so they all reply to an advertisement for a retirement home in India.  The home the titular Best Exotic Marigold Hotel and India are not what they expected, but they will grow and become better people for it.  You know the usual stuff.

The writing really was the weakest part of this film.  It is so cliché, and all the characters are very cookie cutter, but for the most part it does the trick.  It was just a shame they couldn’t elevate it at all.  Had they put a little more effort in this movie it could have been wonderful instead of the usual lovable mush.

The actors are all British film royalty, so even in their basic roles, they are amazing.  They make this movie much better than it should be.  I mean when you have Maggie Smith, Judi Dench, Bill Nighy, and Tom Wilkinson just to name a few, the movie is always going to be watchable.  Unlike the writers, they do elevate this film.

John Madden you can tell was inspired by filming in India.  It is lavishly shot.  The color and the throngs of people really come though.  It was also nice that he didn’t just show all of India as a giant slum like a lot films like to do these days.  To be fair there are a couple of slums in this movie, and I would guess in India as well, but I am pretty sure that there are nicer parts of the country as well.

Between the actors and director, this film is worth a watch, but if you are expecting something amazing, I am sorry to disappoint you.  It is fun and sweet, but not much more than that.  The sequel is about to hit theaters, so I wonder if it fixed this issues of film, or if they get worse (I am guessing since it is a sequel they get worse).