Watch Out For Trigger Warnings!

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You know what is better than one Neil Gaiman story?  Several Neil Gaiman stories.  Trigger Warning: Short Fictions and Disturbances is his latest collection of short stories, and like everything else he does it is pretty darn good.  There isn’t really a theme with this collection, other than that tales are short and untrue, but they are so fun I think we can forgive Mr. Gaiman this one time.

The stories range from horror to mystery to Sci-Fi and all parts in between: There is a Dr. Who tale, a nice Sherlock Holms mystery, a spin-off of American Gods, his Sleeping Beauty revamp The Sleeper and the Spindle, and the rest of the tales I would say fit nicely in Gaiman’s fantastical light horror box.  The size of the stories range quite a bit in size as well from a couple of pages to a couple of chapters.

While some stories are better than others (obviously) the quality of all of them is quite high, and he can create worlds and in a few paragraphs that other authors would struggle with for chapters.  I had forgotten how much I like short fiction.  The story can hit you and then disappear leaving your imagination to fill in the rest.  Unlike longer works which do their best to fill in all the gaps.  It is the gaps that stick with you allowing your mind to wander and play long after you have finished reading.

I am guessing you a figured out that this book has earned my recommendation, but there was hardly a doubt that it would considering my love for the author.  Biases aside Trigger Warning: Short Fictions and Disturbances is a fun book that is worthy of your time, and since it is a collection you can read it in little sips which is kind of a rarity these days.  Neil Gaiman has produced another gem.

Sony Manages To Fumble Their Mic Drop!

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A couple of weeks ago I said that Sony needed to launch Project Morpheus now known as PlayStation VR for $499, but they did one better and launched it for $399.  Well except that they didn’t.  You can get it for $399, but to use it you will need a $59 PlayStation Camera, and for a quite a few of their 50 launch titles you will need a couple of Move controllers for $40 each, so the grand total will be $540.  Though for now you can get PlayStation Cameras and Move controllers cheaper than MSRP if you look around, so not so surprisingly the total would be about $500.

Now Sony’s reasoning for launching the VR without any of the necessary accessories was that most of their first adopters will already have the Camera and the Move controllers, which is probably true fanboys tend to buy everything (ask me about my Kinect), but the $399 price was still pretty bogus.  They should have just announced two SKUs at their event, $399 for the base headset, and $499 for the bundle.  Boom!  Problem solved!  They still get to have their VR solution be $200 cheaper than the Rift which also doesn’t come with motion controllers, and even with the bundle they still would have been $100 cheaper.  It is all win.

Now later in day after Sony was getting hammered for their misleading $399 price point they did say that they were going to announce a couple of PlayStation VR bundles.  One with headset and all necessary accessories, and one that also includes the PS4.  I can understand not saying anything about the PS4 bundle because by October the PS4’s price will have dropped, so to announce the price of that bundle would giveaway how much the that drop will be, and that announcement is usually saved for the lead-in to the all important Holiday buying season, but not announcing the Camera and Move bundle was just odd and ill-advised.

Sony still got to drop the mic as far as price goes for their VR solution, but instead of getting to enjoy it they had to deal with the wrath of a lot of confused and angry gamers.  Now granted confused and angry seems to be the native mental state for a lot of gamers, especially ones that hang out on the internet, and people were always going to be mad that the PlayStation VR was ‘too expensive’, but they could have saved themselves a lot of grief by just acknowledging upfront that the PlayStation VR was going to be more than $399 for a lot of people.  You know, more like $499 like a certain blogger told you it would be.

I Spy!

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You know when a movie shows all its best clips in a trailer?  Spy managed to do the opposite.  Nothing about the advertising for Spy sold me on the movie, and I had completely forgotten about it until the Golden Globes where it was nominated for Best Comedy or Musical (it lost to The Martian).  After watching Spy I am shocked at how unfunny the trailers were considering I laughed non-stop through its complete running time.  Even the ending credits were funny.

Melissa McCarthy plays Susan Cooper who is over-watch, a person who provides intel from headquarters, for the CIA’s top spy played by Jude Law.  When her agent is killed and all the other identities of active CIA agents are compromised, Susan Cooper will have to become a spy to save the day!  It turns out she is pretty darn good at it.

There have been a lot of spy movie spoofs over the years, but Spy is one of the best.  The jokes are great and non-stop.  I should have guessed that would be the case since it was made by the people who created The Heat and Bridesmaids, but I think the terrible trailers and McCarthy’s Tammy scared me off a bit.  I will know better next time.

While McCarthy is the star of this film and delivers most of the laughs, the rest of the cast is top notch too.  Law plays the perfect 007 stand in, and Statham plays his overdramatic yet terrible spy with such zeal you can’t help but chuckle every time he is on screen.  Rose Byrne is an excellent evil yet funny villain.  What I am saying is that Spy is a group effort that really delivers.

Paul Feig is becoming one of the great comedic directors, and while I was worried about Ghost Busters being rebooted, after Spy I know the film is in more than capable hands.  It seems like every movie he directs is comedy gold.  Which is a trend that I hope continues.

Spy is an excellent flick.  Though a bit of warning since it comes from Feig and McCarthy the language can get a bit blue, so it is definitely not family fair, but if you are of age this movie is hilarious, and in retrospect it probably should have won the Golden Globe considering The Martian wasn’t really a comedy anyway.  Now I am really excited to see the new Ghost Busters!

Does Hitman Kill It In Paris?

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A few short days ago IO Interactive and Square Enix released the first part of their new Hitman game, and I am happy to report that the Hitman franchise is back on track, but it still has quite a few bugs to work out.  Pretty much like every Hitman game before it, there are just a few things holding it back from perfection.  Well except for Absolution there were a lot of things holding that game back from perfection.

As with all the Hitman games you take the role of Agent 47.  This game starts before he was the feared assassin, and has you complete two humorous training levels complete with plywood yachts and tarp oceans, but the main focus of this game is later in 47’s career at a Paris fashion show.  It might be one of the best Hitman levels ever made.

There is so much to do and interact with in Hitman: Paris.  The map truly frees your imagination to complete the objectives in any way you see fit.  You want to knock out a supermodel steal his outfit and literally bring down the house while walking down the runway? Cool.  Want to dress up like a waiter and poison a drink? Good plan!  There are a ton of ways to go.  Meaning you can play this level over and over again.  Which is good since otherwise this game would be incredibly short.

To make things even better they have brought back Contracts mode allowing people to make their own assassination contracts and share them over the internet meaning there will always be a new take on the mission.  Hitman has also added optional objectives that help you gain ‘Mastery’ on levels.  The higher your ‘Mastery’ score is the more stuff you unlock for that map, like new starting locations and disguises or weapon drop off locations.  Also later they are going to add Elusive Contracts that are only live for five hours, and once you accept it you will only get one chance, so pretty much like a real hit.

All of this is great, but sadly Hitman has some problems.  For one this game can be glitchy.  People’s voices will sometimes change without reason, or people will walk through walls.  There was one time I had it where when I loaded the map from a game save I could see people warp from their starting locations to the closets that I had stuffed them in.  Also if there is a crate next to a railing make sure that the crate is highlighted and only one ‘Y’ button is showing.  If there are two ‘Y’s on screen you are going to dump that poor sap over the railing and on to the ground below.  I did this a lot.

The biggest downer is the online connectivity.  For the Contracts mode or the objectives to work you need to be online, and more to the point their servers need to be handling the load of all the people playing the game.  If not, if you are playing online and the servers crash, your game will crash back to the menu, or if it forces you to play in offline mode you cannot gain any ‘Mastery’.  It is really a bummer.  I have seen some people complain about load times, but they haven’t bugged me too much, but I am using an external drive, so that may be helping.

For $15 you get a bit sized chunk of assassination with Hitman Part 1.  It took me almost three hours for my first play through of Hitman, but I am drawn to play the Paris level over and over.  I am also thinking of going back and playing the second training mission over again to see if I can get the Silent Assassin achievement, so for me it is well worth the price of admission.  Despite the glitches and the down servers, this might be shaping up to be the best Hitman yet.  I just hope that they keep up with the monthly content like they promised for parts 2-5, and that they fix their servers.

Thank Spoon! The Tick Is Coming Back To TV! … Well Internet TV Anyway!

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There is no shortage of comic book based TV programs these days, but according to Deadline.com it looks like the folks over at Amazon have decided that we could use at least one more! They are bringing back The Tick!  For those of you that don’t know The Tick is a superhero parody, and if Deadpool has taught us anything, with all of the ‘serious’ superheroes around, adding a little levity to the mix should be a welcome change.

As you can see from the photo above this isn’t The Tick’s first transition to live action television.  2001’s The Tick was very funny even if no one watched it, but with more people tuning in to the adventures of caped crusaders every week Amazon’s reboot should do much better provided it is as funny as the original, or the comic, or heck the 90’s cartoon even.  Actually especially the 90’s cartoon show.  Never-mind, what I am saying is The Tick has been consistently very funny.  I can’t wait to have one more binge-watchable show on Amazon! Spoooooooooooooooooooooooooon!