Netflix’s Voltron Is Awesome!

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I should have known that when the people behind Nickelodeon’s Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Kora were brought on to reboot Voltron that it would end up being pretty great, but it is even better than I imagined.  Which is quite a feat considering the original Voltron was kind of a mess.  I love it, but it doesn’t hold up well.  Somehow they were able to take that mess and create a fun space opera out of it.

I love that they didn’t try to make Voltron more than it is.  It is still kind of a silly and dumb, but it is also full of action with a good cast of characters.  It is the show that my nostalgia lets me remember the original Voltron being.  Which was terrific.  If you want to spend your time watching robots form up to make another robot to fight evil cat people than Voltron is for you.  If not, you probably didn’t read this mini-review anyway.  I hope that Netflix reboots more of the shows from my childhood.

Preacher Is Weird Show!

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Preacher is such a weird show!  I am not sure what to think of it.  It is definitely different than the comic book, but you can tell it shares the same DNA.  The first episode introduces us to all the main players and their odd and bloody world, but I am not sure where it goes from here.  Jesse got the ‘word of God’, but instead of heading out on a road trip he is staying put, so I am not sure what can happen to him in the middle of nowhere Texas.  I guess we will find out.

To Seth Rogan’s credit, he and his crew managed to make something completely unlike anything else that is on TV.  Not to mention DC Comic’s infiltration of every TV network in America seems to be right on track.  If Preacher can keep hitting these strange notes every week, AMC might have another hit on its hands.  They also might just have a strange show based on an odd comic book.

Please Don’t ‘Main’ Heroes In Overwatch!

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‘Main’ing, as in, “I main Fizz in League of Legends” is a term from MOBAs, so players can let people know what character they are going to be, and for MOBAs it makes sense.  The maps never change that much, and since you can’t swap characters mid-round it lets the other players know to either drop out and find another team or to pick one of their other characters in a different class.  Not to mention they probably only want to invest their real money on only a couple of heroes.

With Overwatch‘s group of crazy heroes players have started to bring the same approach, but the problem is that it doesn’t work.  Since the maps and situations do change you need to branch out and use the entire roster to the best of your ability.  Last night my brother and I were playing and we got the payload within a couple of feet of where it needed to go, but the other team’s defense got impenetrable because they changed up their characters, so we in turn needed to change ours.

I changed from Lúcio to Mercy so that instead of doing some healing to the whole team I could keep just one person alive to keep the payload moving, and my brother changed from Reinhardt to Zarya to give himself a little more movement and offensive capability, so that the opposing team just didn’t set up shop in front of his shield.  The result?  We got that payload to move those last few feet in the last few seconds.  If we hadn’t changed we probably would have lost.

That is because with Overwatch it is best not to think of the characters as heroes that need to be mastered, but instead as load-outs to be swapped when the need arises.  I needed to switch to Mercy because she is the beam heal not the area heal.  It is no different then in Battlefield to swap out the long range rifle for the short range SMG for that final push.  If I had been stubborn and just decided that I was going to ‘main’ Lúcio we probably wouldn’t have been able to keep someone on the payload, and we probably would have lost (it was my brother’s idea to have me switch by the way), but over and over I will hear the words, ‘I main so and so’.  Please don’t.  Use the character who’s kit best serves the current situation.  If the situation changes, change your hero too.

They Are Remaking The Wrong Elder Scrolls Game(s)!

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Eurogamer claims to have discovered Bethesda’s big announcement for E3, a remastered The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.  Which while Skyrim is great, that is not the game they should be remastering.  Firstly, it has sold well over 20 Million copies, so it is a game everyone has played, and since it was the latest one to come out, everyone has played it recently.  Secondly, even the crappiest of PC’s can now play this game with the updated texture pack, so it still looks pretty good.  Thirdly, and most importantly, it is not the remaster that I want.  I want a remastered version of TES III: Morrowind.

Morrowind was the game that made me an RPG gamer.  The game was wide open and I could do whatever I wanted, and the areas were extremely varied, but the best part was the loot.  I could have what seemed like endless armor combinations and thousands of weapons.  There was all sorts of random stuff.  It was mind blowing.  Not to mention you could fly!  There never was, nor has there been anything like it.  If there was ever a game that deserved the old spit and polish, Morrowind was it.

Though I understand what Bethesda is doing.  Skyrim is their most successful game of all time, so any way to get it in to even more gamers’ hands is a win for them.  Plus they can port it over to the new mod interface that Fallout 4 just launched.  Giving console gamers totally new experiences.  It just a shame that we get a ‘new’ version of a game that just came out, and not a classic that deserves to be revisited.  Heck while they are at it why not do TES I and II?  That could be fun as well, but I guess instead we are going to get a game we all have.

Want A Voltron Clip Without Any Voltron? Sure You Do!

Netflix is gearing up for the launch of their new Voltron show on June 10th, so they are releasing tons of clips and media.  I thought it would be fun to show you the clip with the least amount of context.  It looks like a good guy with a glowing hand is fighting a bad guy with a giant robotic hand, so that is fun.  Why they are doing this, or what the glowing square on the cart is I guess will have to wait.  For now, commence with the punching!