Figuring Out Cloud Atlas!

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Cloud Atlas is a 2012 movie that was Produced, Written, and Directed by the Wachowski siblings and Tom Tykwer.  It is based off of the 2004 novel of the same name.  It is a very polarizing movie that ended up being on a lot of best and worst movie lists.  I guess I am one of the rare viewers to fall in the middle.

The movie features six stories with the same actors playing different characters in each.

1849:

A young planation owner on his voyage back from the pacific islands.

1931:

A young man seeking his fame and fortune working with a famous composer in hopes to publish his own symphony.

1973:

A journalist investigates a new nuclear power plant.

2012:

A man is trapped in a nursing home.

2144:

The story of an arrested fabricated fast food worker.

2321:

In a future dystopian world the human race is struggling to survive.

All the stories work together in various ways.  I will not give them away here considering that is part of the fun trying to figure out how they all fit together, but part of the problem is that not all of the stories are as interesting as each other, so you find yourself disappointed when it cuts to one of the lesser stories.  But I would say four out of the six are very good.

The point of this movie is to track the changes of the human soul in different times and circumstances, and I am not sure that I got that out of it, but I did see a lot of humans overcoming horrible events.  Which is interesting and at times gripping.

The cast is very good, but when you have Tom Hanks, Halle Berry, Jim Broadbent, Hugo Weaving, Hugh Grant and many more that is to be expected.  Tom Hanks recently said that this movie recharged him so that he could do Captain Phillips and Saving Mr. Banks, and it is one of the movies he is most proud of.

The special effects are for the most part very good with the main exception being some of the makeup.  With people changing race and gender a few times some of the makeup can be a little dodgy, but it does help you figure out who’s who.  The vistas of Neo Seoul and the far future as well as the sets from the past all look great.

This is one of those movies that I was not so sure about when I watched it, but as I think back on it, I like it more and more.  At least the Wachowskis never do anything normal or boring.  If you have time and are looking for something a bit different then Cloud Atlas might be it.

Don’t Pre-Order Stuff From KMart!

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Update: They shipped out my console at 2:50, so my nerd rage is slightly quelled, but when the consoles have been in your warehouse for a month this should have happened earlier.

You would think that this would be a no brainer, but in my lust for next generation console goodness, I ordered my system through KMart because they were the only place that had Day One pre-orders left.  The good places (Amazon/Target) shipped out their consoles yesterday, but I guess KMart is taking their time.  They did charge me yesterday, but as of yet have not given me a tracking number, so I guess they will ship it when they ship it.  They also do not have a cancel button on their website, so there is no real finding my console somewhere else either.  SIGH.  I supposes patience is a virtue I need to work on, but it is hard as an early adopter on launch day without even a tracking number to call my own.  NEVER AGAIN KMART!

New Muppet Movie!

The new Muppet Movie: Muppets Most Wanted looks amazing!  I am so happy that Disney brought back my felt friends.  Next year is going to a lot of fun at the movies!  The casting of Tina Fey, Ty Burrell, and Ricky Gervais looks brilliant, and it looks like it focuses more on the core Muppets this time around, so that is even better!

Spend Your Any Given Sunday Somewhere Else!

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Any Given Sunday is a movie about Pro Football written by and directed by Oliver Stone in 1999.  I had always heard this movie had great speeches by Al Pacino, so I thought since it was football season I would give it a shot.  I wish that I hadn’t.

The movie follows the season of a fictional football team the Miami Sharks.  They are members of the fictional Associated Football Franchises of America.  The film in general follows Jamie Foxx as Willie Beaman as he tries to usurp legendary QB Jack “Cap” Rooney played by Dennis Quaid.  Al Pacino plays the Hall of Fame coach Tony D’Amato trying to hold the team together while the team makes its way through this transition period.  Oh yeah, Cameron Diaz plays the evil owner Christina Pagniacci who is trying to move the team to LA.

The problem with this movie is that all the people just play their stereotypes.  They don’t really veer from them at all until the end when they change and everything is happy.  You know, when they are supposed to: Jamie Foxx plays the young arrogant kid who lets fame get to his head; Dannis Quaid isn’t sure if he still has it; Cameron Diaz is all about the cash; and Al Pacino is the world weary coach who just wants to win one more time.  You can guess their story lines from there, and it plays out almost exactly like you would imagine.

That being said, they do all fit their roles, they just don’t elevate them at all, and that could be because Oliver Stone doesn’t give them anything to work with.  It is probably a combination of the two.  If you are looking for a generic football movie then you have found it.

It also is super 90’s, but not in a cool retro way, but in an awful nonsensical way.  Random flashes off pink colors.  Everyone looks like they just fell out of a Boyz III Men video.  It is hard to watch.

The only reason to watch this movie is for Al Pacino’s speeches.  If he could give me a speech every morning I could rule the world.  They are awesome, and it brings Al Pacino’s character to life, but sadly they take up like twenty minutes of this almost three hour long flick.

This movie falls flat, and it hasn’t aged well.  I am sure Oliver Stone wanted to make a glorious exposé on America’s most popular sport, but it ends up being just another football flick with some decent action and a few great speeches.  I would spend your Any Given Sunday watching something else.

Take An Unexpected Journey With The Hobbit!

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Thanks to my HBO Go, I got to stream one of the bigger movies of last year The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.  I of course saw this movie when it came out in theaters last year, but I thought it would be a good time to revisit it due to the impending release of The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug.  The film was once again directed by Peter Jackson and produced by New Line Cinema and MGM.

The Story follows a younger Bilbo Baggins (Martin Freeman) from the Lord of the Rings as he is roped in to an adventure by Gandalf the Gray (Ian McKellen).  He is trying to help thirteen dwarves lead by Thorin (Richard Armitage) take back their ancient home land The Lonely Mountain.

Tolkien purists are hard on this film because it differs from the book a lot.  They also add in a lot of things from the appendices and other works like The Lost Tales to try and pad the running time.  I quite liked the changes because it fleshes out the movie and gives it all more context.  After seeing the trailer for the new movie , I can tell that they added bunch to it as well.

The story is weakest part of this movie because it doesn’t stand on its own.  We all know that it will be continued this Christmas, but it doesn’t help this movie.  It is three hours long, and lot of things happen, but nothing really amounts to anything.  That may sound harsh, but it is true.  Luckily for us it gets better from there.

The actors are all fantastic, especially the three leads.  Freeman, McKellen, Armitage all breath life in to their characters and play off one another well.  The rest of the cast do what they can with their characters given their much smaller amount of screen time, and they all work great together.

The special effects are wonderful.  From the dark caves to the valley of Rivendell.  It all looks fantastic.  Some have complained that it looks a little too cartoony in places, but I think it works well with the lighter storyline of The Hobbit.  I also like all the random touches that must have been added by Guillermo del Toro.  Like the little goblin that sends messages, or the piece of ax stuck in a dwarf’s head.

It may not be The Hobbit we read as kids, but it is a good interpretiation of it, and bringing in all the random side information makes the story more complete.  Once we get the whole story that is.  This movie suffers from not telling us enough, but I am sure it will be a great part of a whole once the third film rolls.