The Pen

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How about a little short fiction this morning? No?! Well who asked you!

It started when I was at a garage sale.  I had spent money earlier that day on a Sega Master System (money well spent), but I saw a sign for just one more rummage sale on the way home, so I was looking around on the 25¢ and free table.  There was the usual collection of junk:  broken toys, scratched workout DVDs, and more than a couple well used ash trays, but before I was about to leave I noticed a jade box.  Or what looked like a jade box.  There is no way a real jade box would be 25¢, or so I thought.

I picked up the box and looked at it.  It seemed real enough.  The stone felt cool and smooth to the touch, and it was heavy like a rock box should be.  I lifted the lid and there was a jade pen sitting on a bed of satin.  Surely this pen and box were in the wrong section, or maybe there was something wrong with the pen.  I went to grab the pen, but as soon as I touched it I felt cold.  Like I had jumped naked in to a snow bank.  I pulled my hand back.  “It is November, there must have been a breeze”, I muttered to myself.  I reached back in and took ahold of the pen.  I was cold again, and the weight of the pen was all wrong.  Not the weight exactly, the pen seemed like it had the right heft, but it felt so much heavier.  My hand was holding it with ease, but it was all I could do to hang on to it.  I put the pen back and closed the lid.  Willing my body to warm itself.

“There is no way I am taking this thing home!”, I thought defiantly, but just as I was setting the box back down on the table I heard a soft far away voice, “help us…”.  It was the voice of a child.  I looked around to see who had said it, but there was no one there.  No children, and oddly no other shoppers either.  I looked back at the box and flipped it’s lid then reached down and touched the pen with my index finger.  This time the voice was nearer and louder, but all it said was, “Please!”.  I dropped the box.  It hit the driveway with a thud, but it didn’t break or chip.  It just sat there, and if I didn’t know better I thought it was looking at me.

My mind raced.  I didn’t even want to pick it back up, let alone take it home, but that voice.  It sounded scared, alone, and it said ‘us’.  There was more than one person in trouble.  I reached in to my coat pocket and pulled out some gloves and put them on.  Then I gingerly picked up the box.  I walked up to the cashier’s table, but as I approached the woman looked at me with panic in her eye’s and said, “It is free, just take it!” I nodded, “Trust me, I am not paying for it! But before I go, I need to know everything there is to know about this pen”.

Dun, dun, dun!  Read part two here, or if you want to skip part two read part three here!

Not Sure What To Think Of The Preacher…

AMC dropped their new Preacher trailer a couple of days ago, and I am still not sure what to make of it.  The cast looks good, and the sets are fine, but none of what I saw in the trailer happened in the comic books, well almost none.  I have been less than thrilled with the comic book, I just don’t think it holds up well.  It was very much a book for the 90’s, so maybe the fact they are changing everything is good.  Maybe they are going to use the comic book like a launching off point for their show like the CW did with iZombie.

AMC has been able to make hit show after hit show, so they will at least get me to try Preacher out, but this program is still a big question mark on how they are going to execute it.  They can’t stay true to the comics and air any of it on TV.  Heck HBO might even have issues putting some of those pages on TV, but if they tone it down it will not be the same.  The Preacher is all about being over the top for the sake of being over the top.  We will see if AMC was able to change things for the better next year.  I hope so.

Why You Shouldn’t Be A Halloween Skipper!

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In the recent episode of The Simpsons titled Halloween of Horror, Homer uses the term “skipper” for the ever increasing number of people that turn off their porch lights and close their blinds on Halloween.  There are any number of reasons to skip Halloween: religious beliefs, agoraphobia, going on vacation, and so on, but it seems like the number one reason people are skipping Halloween is just because they don’t want to bother.  Here is why I think you should bother.  Halloween is the one holiday dedicated to meeting your community.

Think about it.  The big holidays, Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Easter you spend with family.  New Years and the Forth of July (or whatever your local patriotic holiday is) you spend with friends, and the greeting card holidays, Valentine’s Day, Mothers Day, and whatnot, you spend the day with the person you bought the card for.  Halloween on the other hand is the day that you get to dress up and use getting/giving free candy and toys as an excuse to talk to your neighbors.  As your kid joins the sugar crazy hoard, you get to watch and hang out with the rest of the parents from your block and get the dirt on what has been going down on your street.  You get to see how excited the old lady down the lane is to see so many kids at her door, or interact with the imaginative scares the guy across the street came up with.  In short, you get to be involved in the place where you live.

Halloween is unique in its premise, and by skipping, you are opting out of your community.  I will also say this, if your religion is what is stopping you, I would ask that you reconsider.  I grew up being a lumber jack or fisherman more times than I can count because I couldn’t take part in the creepy aspect of the holiday, but I was still out there, and if God is all powerful, he can certainly sanctify a day meant to celebrate the darker forces.  Don’t be a skipper: buy a cheep bag of candy, turn on the light, dress your kid up as a garden patch, and meet the people of your neighborhood.  You will be glad that you did.

A Game To Add To My Radar For Next Year: The Technomancer!

Apparently there was a game called Mars: War Logs that came out for the PC, Xbox 360, and PS3.  It was a digital only RPG.  It wasn’t well received due to the fact it was a little shallow, but mostly because it was a buggy mess.  Though it seems that the gaming public liked it more than the reviewers.  RPG players have always been a little more bug resilient than gamers at large.  Spiders Game Studio decided that they wanted to take another swing at it with The Technomancer.

I have to say if they can pull it off it has a cool setting, and I am always looking new good RPG.  It is always nice to see something that isn’t fantasy based, and if it is going to post apocalyptic at least it doesn’t appear to be a Fallout clone.  I will be watching The Technomancer’s progress with great interest.

It’s The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown Is Screwed Up!

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While watching the Halloween classic “It’s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown” with Lil’ Shmee, I came to the conclusion that it is a screwed up show.  Now don’t get me wrong, I still love it, and I have never been one to get too mad at the Peanuts crew for being hard on Charlie Brown.  His resilience to his friends constant barbs is what gives him his charm.  No, there are two other parts of this short film that really got to me.

1: The neighborhood gives Charlie Brown rocks.  I said I was okay with Charlie’s friends being hard on him, and I am, but the neighborhood parents?  What the heck!  If some person gave my kid a rock they may find it going through their window.  Unless that person is like really in to rocks and gave all the kids little geodes or something, but that would be a special case.  Plus then all the kids would be getting rocks.  Cool rocks.  It just made me so mad that the adults were picking on the poor kid too.

2: Linus waits until 4:00AM for the Great Pumpkin.  This never used to bother me.  I mean the pumpkin patch is super close to Linus’ house, and they live in a good neighborhood (despite the rock thing), but now that I am watching it in HD I realized that Lucy doesn’t go to get him until 4AM.  Not to mention it is Lucy that goes and gets him.  So not only are the parents handing out rocks to kids with low self esteem, they are letting their kids sleep on the dirt in the middle of Fall, and they don’t even care.  “Don’t worry Lucy will take care of him!”  They could have at least given him a sleeping bag.  He is obviously shaking from the cold when Lucy retrieves him.

Oh well, it is a classic, and it is fun to watch every year, but if I could reach in to my TV and give those parents a piece of my mind, I would.  They may even get some of their rocks back.  See you at Christmas Peanuts gang!