It Is The End Of An Era: The Soup Has Been Canceled!

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I can’t believe E! did it!  They got rid of the one reason to watch their channel; They canceled The Soup.  When I got the news, I wanted to drive down to LA and yell at some studio executives.  To remind them that they extended Joel McHale’s contract through 2016, but then I was overcome with sadness.  The Soup has been part of my weekly routine for what seems like forever (12 years).  Having Joel make fun of all the absurdity on TV seemed to make everything okay.  Like I wasn’t the only person that couldn’t believe all of the garbage on TV.  Especially since the station that was putting out most of the garbage in the first place was also airing The Soup, so it let us know that they were in on the joke.

Regardless it was sad new to hear, and I am sure Joel McHale will land on his feet, he is on the new X-files for instance, but I will miss his hilarious thirty minutes of comedy perfection every Friday night.

I Don’t Even … It’s Well … The Gods Of Egypt Trailer …

There is so much I don’t understand about the Gods of Egypt trailer.  First off who thought a movie about feuding Egyptian gods was a good idea, and then to have it star two very white dudes: Jamie Lannister (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) and King Leonidas (Gerard Butler).  Three if you count Jamie Lannister’s plucky human sidekick (I am not going to bother looking it up).

I mean I kind of get it.  People aren’t watching swords and sandals movies anymore, so let’s try and mix it up by having different people wear the sandals, but still, no.  Not to mention different people aren’t wearing the sandals.  They are the same people, but just representing a different people group, so they kind of messed up their own idea.

Even more confounding is that even though this is the first trailer, they have given away the entire movie.  In order!  The two gods fight and Jamie looses his eyes.  Leonidas is a very bad god and subjugates Egypt, so the humans send some plucky kid to help Jamie.  They struggle their way back to Egypt so Jamie and Leonidas can go at it again.  The only thing they didn’t show was Jamie almost losing, but then the plucky human does something to save Jamie at the last minute.  The trailer was one scene away from being the CliffsNotes to its own movie.

God of Egypt is shaping up to be 2016’s The Last Witch Hunter, but it may even look worse, and that is saying something.

Supergirl Is Finding Her Feet But…

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Each episode of Supergirl gets better, but the problem is what isn’t on screen: Superman.  The show just can’t shake him.  They are always talking about him.  He is a major character of the show, and he has no screen time (well almost none)!  This is what I was worried about with Supergirl, and why I thought they should have gone with Kara’s Earth Two counterpart Power Girl.  By having the ‘S’ on Kara Danvers chest they are having to write around the most iconic superhero of all time.  That is not an easy task.

For now I think they would be best served by just not talking about him.  The show has established who Kara is, and that she is a hero in her own right, so now they just need to focus on her and her gang.  No more of this ‘what would Superman do’ crap.  He is not around, and this isn’t his show.  Heck it might even be good for Kara to get a new job.  That way they could make her less of a Clark Kent knock off.  Like I said, the show is getting better, and it is keeping its fun airy vibe.  It is nice to have a superhero that is enjoying herself, and there are much worse ways to spend an hour.

Shmee Wanders Fallout 4’s Wasteland!

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Fallout 4 is a massive game, and as such I don’t think I will be finishing it any time soon, but I am going to let you know what I think so far.  If you liked the previous Fallout games, you will like Fallout 4.  If freeform wandering and questing isn’t your thing, I don’t think Fallout 4 will get you to change your mind.  As for me?  I love it.  Climbing up a mountain or exploring a cave just to see what I will find keeps me entertained for hours.  Bethesda continues to make my favorite RPG experiences.

This time around the game starts before the bombs drop, and we get to see a glimpse of the what the alternate future looked like.  I would have like to explore that time some more, but soon Fallout 4 rushes us off to Vault 111 where our character is cryogenically frozen.  Then upon waking, we witness our baby boy being kidnapped and husband shot (I am playing as a woman, if you play as a man your wife gets it).  We are then frozen again for an unknown amount of time until we get to wake up for good and strike out to find our son, avenge our loved one’s death, and explore the post-apocalypse.

The story has been much better this time around.  Just the fact they make your character as out of time and place as much as the player is, is a smart move.  You and your character get to explore this new world together, and what is going on is just as new to your onscreen persona as it is to you.  Plus as a father myself, a story about a kidnapped child hits much harder.

I will get the graphics portion of this review out of the way first since that is what the internet is raging about.  Fallout 4 is not a groundbreaking graphical achievement.  It is a step up from Skyrim, but not a huge leap.  It looks much nicer than Fallout 3 and New Vegas, but mostly because they expanded their color pallet.  While gray, brown, and tan still dominate, the other colors get to come out and play.  It would have been nice to see Bethesda amp up the graphics like we have seen with Batman Arkham Knight or The Witcher 3, but it still looks good enough, and neither of those games feature the amount of interactivity that Fallout 4 does.

Speaking of interactivity, crafting got a major overhaul.  Not only can you cook food and modify armor and weapons, you can build whole villages or settlements.  This seems to be completely optional, and it does not affect the story in any way, but it is a lot of fun.  It is a nice way to be able to put your stamp on the wasteland.  Once you have a few villages setup you can even create trade routes.  The problem with this mode is that it gives you little to no training on how to use it, and it is lacking some options.  Like walls with windows.  Complicated things like using electricity can have you pulling your hair out until you find right sequence of stuff to build.

The other new big feature to Fallout 4 is the fully voiced dialog.  This makes the game much better overall, but sometimes you do get the unfortunate ‘Bioware Effect’.  What happens is you think you are going to say one thing, but your character seems to say the exact opposite.  It can be frustrating when a long conversation goes south on you.  Especially when you are playing a charisma heavy character like I am.

Speaking of charisma.  The Fallout SPECIAL skills and perks tree got a total revamp, and it is much easier to follow this time around.  Getting the right skill doesn’t seem like such a crapshoot anymore.  Also revamped is the loot system.  You have way more armor slots for your character, and for a person like me that loves loot, this is a big bonus.

Like I said in the intro, Fallout 4 is more of the same, but tweaked, and in my opinion made better.  Not better enough that it will change the minds of people that do not enjoy this type of game in the first place, but good enough for me to recommend this game to open world RPG fans.  Bethesda has had me hooked on their games since Morrowind, and so far Fallout 4 has that hook in real deep.

Aziz Ansari Is Proving To Be More Than A Master Of None!

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Netflix is continuing to ramp up its original programing with another sitcom.  This time from Parks and Rec alum Aziz Ansari.  Master of None manages to both be different than I expected, but very familiar.  Aziz is playing a more ‘real life’ charter, but one still based off his usual shtick.  You could almost call Master of None a ‘dramedy’.  It is like FX’s Louie, but less depressing.

Aziz plays Dev, a thirty something actor in New York City trying to figure out how to be a grownup.  Like HBO’s Girls it comes at adult situations from a less than adult point of view.  Also like Girls, Master of None earns its TV MA rating.  Aziz uses all the freedom being on a streaming site gives him.  For better or worse.

I don’t know if Master of None will be a hit like Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt was, but it certainly fills a niche for Netflix.  I have to admit, I was a little skeptical that I would even enjoy watching a show about an R rated toned down Tom Haverford, but so far Aziz and crew have won me over.  We will see how I feel about it when I finish the series, but so far I like what I have seen.