The Paladin’s childhood was a lot like JL8… mostly

Let’s do a word association game. Ready? Hard… rock. Cut… paper. Bread… toast. Cute… Batman.

Sorry, my association with the word cute has been skewed forever by the fantastic webcomic JL8 by Yale Stewart. Imagine of you will, all of the DC comicbook superheroes and villians are eight-years-old and attend Schwartz Elementary. Awesome, I know.

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Yale captures the essence of these heroes whilst having them deal with the life issues of little kids and it’s great! Batman broods alongside his best friend Superman, The Flash and Green Lantern get into all sorts of hijinks, and the Martian Manhunter is the new kid. I’d read from the beginning, but the current story arc has Green Lantern inviting The Flash and Martian Manhunter to his annual camping trip with his Green Lantern Troop and the search for Bigfoot. Also, Sinestro is a jerk. SURPRISE!

JL8 is posted on Facebook and here about twice a week. You’re welcome. Now for more word association to pass the time. Night Light… Green Lantern. Soft… silly string. Timeout…

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AMC Wants You To Halt And Catch Fire!

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If there is one thing we should all be sure of by now, it is that AMC loves period TV shows.  Mad Men, Turn, Hell on Wheels, even The Walking Dead to an extent, and they are adding another one to the list: Halt and Catch Fire.  The name refers to a piece of machine code that will destroy the computer.  It pulls double duty here since the show is about going toe to toe with IBM by reverse engineering an IBM computer, so either IBM sues them into oblivion, or the computer they are reverse engineering will execute that code to protect itself.

This show gives off a very Mad Men vibe.  It has a strong male lead Joe MacMillan (Lee Pace) driving the show forward, and he is bending everyone around him to his will.  He will stop at nothing to get what he wants.  Even if it means destroying a profitable software company in the process by forcing them to fund his crazy venture.

They recreated the 80s perfectly.  The tone and setting are all great.  The writers also did a great job of making a show about getting ones and zeros off of a bios chip exciting, and I am legitimately interested to see if these guys can take IBM down.  I am not sure how many seasons that they can keep this going for, but it is definitely different.

The actors are quite good as well.  Lee Pace plays the main character just on the edge of being crazy, but still smart enough to get what he wants.  Scoot McNairy is believable as Gordon Clark an electrical engineer looking to make his mark, and Pace’s crazy character gives him the spark he needs.  I am not sure about Mackenzie Davis‘ Cameron Howe yet, but she didn’t get a ton of screen time, so I hope she gets to come in to her own.

AMC’s shows are not always hits, but at least they are continually trying new things.  The 80s are a fun decade to explore, and the start of the IBM clones should be cool story line.  If geeks have become cool in the last decade, then this show is as cool as it gets because it is extremely geeky.  I hope AMC can build on this great pilot.

A Game of Reviews

Well who left the door open? Just about anyone could walk in here and leave a review, I’ll just close the… actually, since I’m here I could probably leave a review… just a little one… since Shmee’s busy with other things…

I’d be doing him a service. He’ll thank me later.

Over Memorial Weekend the family Paladin traveled south to that terrible place of bridges and confusing freeways, Portland, OR. To pass the time my brother taught us three new games you might like to check out yourself.

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The first is The Resistance: Avalon or as I like to call it Mafia with fancy cards. It goes by other names as well, such as Werewolf or The Resistance since all of these games are the same basic mechanics. It’s a party game, so you need 5-6 people to make it fun. To begin players are given role cards, telling them they are loyal followers of Arthur or evil servants of Mordred. Only the servants of Mordred know each other while the rest of the table devolves into paranoia and fear. The goal is for either group to complete three quests, with the servants of Mordred playing fail cards and just generally being sneaky. You learn a lot about the people you play with, like my wife and brother are not to be trusted – EVER and that my sister will always suspect my brother even when he’s done nothing wrong. I had fun playing this game, but I’m not sure I can recommend it since you can play Mafia for free with just a deck of cards (rule http://www.princeton.edu/~sucharit/~mafia/oldmafia/rules.htm from Princeton no less!). Avalon does add some extra role cards like the Merlin card, but I didn’t feel like they added much to the game to make this a must buy. If you like nice themed cards with printed rules instead of a deck of playing cards and rules passed down via oral tradition then Avalon is a great game, I just like free.

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The second game is Love Letter and it’s fabulous. It’s one of the few games my wife has walked away from and said we should buy (this has only happened like twice so it’s a big deal). In Love Letter you are trying to win the favor of the Princess by outmaneuvering your opponents. You start with one card and on your turn you draw a second one; now you must decide which one to play, weighing things like using the lowest pointed Guard card to guess at one opponent’s hand or go big with the higher point Prince forcing another opponent to draw a new hand but leaving yourself exposed. You can get knocked out of the game almost right away and while this can seem super unfair, yet in reality you’re hardly out of it for long since most rounds lasts five minutes and you are going to be too busy to notice because you’re watching how the whole thing turns out. Love Letter is going into our collection and it should be joining yours as well.

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The final game is Marvel Dice Masters: Avenger vs. X-Men, a mouthful of a title for a game with a mouthful of dice. MDM:AvXM is a collectable card game (CCG) that uses Marvel’s famous superheroes like Captain America, the Hulk, and Wolverine. Each hero has their own flavor and powers that they add to your team of six cards, but most importantly they give you a set of themed dice. I loved rolling Storm’s clear blue and Hawkeye’s purple dice to gain dominance over my brother’s yellow and red Iron Man and black themed Nick Fury. The other great part about the dice is there is no bad roll, you can reroll or use what you got in different ways – allowing a guy like me who can consistently roll 1’s to not be frustrated that the fates have abandoned me. The rules can be a little daunting when you start, so it helps to play with someone who knows what’s going on or to set aside an afternoon to play several games and experiment. The other downside is this game is super popular and has sold out almost everywhere. I think I picked up the last copy in Bellingham the other day, so you can either pay $50 online or wait for the $15 second printing. It’s a fun two player game, with lots of strategy, and more importantly dice so I recommend it.

Whew, this review stuff is hard. I’ll just sneak out. This can be our little secret, OK.

No, seriously don’t tell him.

Shmee Has Friends!

I am happy to announce that we have another writer for Shmee.Me, The Paladin!  He writes stories over at his own blog, but he is going to write some reviews for me!  Yeah me!  His first set of reviews follows this post.  I hope you like them!

Shmee Finds The Way Way Back!

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The Way Way Back is an independent movie released by Fox Searchlight Pictures in 2013.  It was written and directed by the Academy Award winning duo Nat Faxon and Jim Rash (Community) (they won for The Descendants by the way).  This movie continues their winning ways.  They know how to write touching and funny characters.

The story is about Duncan (Liam James) a teenage boy on vacation with his mother (Toni Collette) and her jerky boyfriend (Steve Carell) Trent.  He is having a hard time dealing with the divorce and his mother dating, and to make matters worse Trent is critical of Duncan’s every move.  As luck would have it Duncan meets Owen (Sam Rockwell) a local waterslide owner who takes Duncan under his wing.

The writing is very good in this film.  Faxon and Rash are proving to be a power writing couple.  The dialog is sharp and witty, and it gives the actors the ability to act to their full potential.  Even though if you think back and look at the story it seems a bit contrived, when you are watching it all play out it is engrossing.

The actors are all great.  I love Sam Rockwell, and he once again shows why he is one of my favorite actors.  He is able to play the loveable looser Owen so well in this movie that I want to hang out with him and work at the waterslides for the summer.  Steve Carell’s Trent is a complete jerk in this movie, and you will hate him by the end of this film.  He never slides back in to lovable dork Michael Scott from The Office.  Liam James as Duncan is a believable teen in crisis.  You just want to give him a hug the whole film.

This was a great film to watch.  It makes you both love and hate the characters in it.  If there was ever a doubt about Faxon and Rash’s talent, they have squashed it.  I can’t wait to see what they do next.  Until then you should check out The Way Way Back!