The Hateful Eight Were Just A Little Too Hateful!

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The Hateful Eight was just a too much Quentin Tarantino: It was too long; It was too wordy, and too gory.  It went out of its way to offend to me with Quentin’s signature wink and smile.  I am not saying it was all bad.  As a mater of fact I liked quite a lot of it, but Tarantino needs just needs someone to tell him, “enough”.

The Hateful Eight kicks off with bounty hunter Major Marquis Warren (Samuel L. Jackson) getting a lift out of a blizzard from fellow bounty hunter John ‘The Hangman’ Ruth (Kurt Russell) who is transporting an outlaw (Jennifer Jason Leigh) to Red Rock, Wyoming to hang.  They are forced to wait out the storm in Minnie’s Haberdashery with five other unsavory characters, and all sorts of unpleasantness takes place.

This is a classic Tarantino setup.  You get a great cast of characters in a tight spot and then let them chew on Tarantino’s crazy dialog.  The problem is that this movie is three hours long, and the whole plot is that one or more of these fellas is more of a dirt-bag than he is letting on.  That is a lot of dialog.  So to spice things up Quentin tries to shock you with moments of gratuitous violence or hateful speech.  I am not saying there isn’t a time and place for people using the ‘n’ word, but in the Hateful Eight it is said almost gleefully.  It is clearly being used for effect and not for historical accuracy.

The actors for the most part are all Tarantino alums.  They are all in the Hateful Eight because they know how to deliver Quentin’s lines the way he wants them delivered.  They also are what makes this film at all watchable.  If it was anyone else in this movie, I may have been tempted to walk out.  This cast knows how to not only read the script but let you know that they are in on Tarantino’s long dirty joke.  They say their lines with that perfect half-smile that keeps this film from being overly grim.

Quentin Tarantino is great at making his characters talk around in whimsical little vile circles, but he needs to know when to stop.  At some point the movie needs to stop circling and move forward.  If the Hateful Eight would have been two hours long it probably would have been one of his best films, but as it stands now it ranks among his worst.  Which is still a pretty good pile to be on the bottom of.  If you really like Quentin Tarantino, you will probably find a lot to enjoy with the Hateful Eight.  If not, this is probably not the movie for you.

Investigate Star Wars: Before The Awakening!

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Do you want to know a little bit more about the three major new Star Wars characters from Star Wars: The Force Awakens?  You do!  Do you have the Hoopla Digital app from your local library?  Then you can read about Finn, Rey, Poe for free in the novella Star Wars: Before the Awakening by Greg Rucka.  Otherwise it is $8.50 on Amazon.

You are not going to learn anything ground breaking in Star Wars: Before the Awakening, so feel free to read it even if you haven’t seen the movie yet.  It just provides a little background information on the new crew in three short stories.  Like why Finn can use a light saber, why Rey is so good at fixing things, and how Poe got in to the Resistance.  Plus just a little more info on what the Resistance is in the first place.

Actually you get the most Force Awakens background info out of Poe’s story which makes his the most worth reading.  Though I did like the little tease of how things work in The First Order with Finn.  Rey’s story is good, but you don’t get any new info.  Just that she works hard on Jakku. Fun but lacking any substance.

Star Wars: Before the Awakening was a good little read and easy to recommend to Star Wars fans.  Especially if you have the Hoopla app and can read it for free.  Since it is so short, I might wait for the price to drop if you are Hoopla-less.  I enjoyed spending a little more time with the three new lead characters, and I suspect you will too.

Shmee’s 5 Most Anticipated Movies For 2016!

Well I ended the year with my favorites from the previous year, so it is time for me to give you my list for what films I am most looking forward to this year!  There are a lot of high profile movies coming out in 2016, so this list was hard to narrow down, but here we go!

5: Star Wars: Rogue One

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Disney gave us a very good film with Star Wars: The Force Awakens, and I can’t wait to see how the first ever non-Skywalker film turns out.  I am a little hesitant to have another prequel film.  They often come with prequel problems.  Still, it easily lands on my list for movies I am looking forward too.

4: X-Men: Apocalypse

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Bryan Singer revived the modern superhero movie, so I am very excited to see how he closes out his X-Men universe.  It drops a couple of spots on this list because I am not a huge Apocalypse fan, but I am sure Singer will come through.

3: Captain America: Civil War

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X-Men: Apocalypse and Civil War kept flip-flopping on this list, but the Disney Marvel movies have too much momentum not to make it to number three.  I really hope this movie turns out because the quality of the Marvel movies has been dropping lately.  Still, Iron Man versus Captain America sounds awesome.  I hope Stark gets it!

2: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

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The wife and I have been watching a lot of Harry Potter lately, and that has got me super jazzed to watch a return to that universe!  A prequel that I am super excited for, I can’t believe it!  Well you will know where to find me come this November.

1: Batman V Superman

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They have been hyping this movie for what seems like forever, but come this March we finally get Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, and more all on screen together!  Even if this movie is terrible (though preview leaks say it is very good), that is something to be excited for.

That is my list, and like I said there are a ton of movies coming out this year, so it could have very easily been a top ten list.  What movies are you excited for this year?

Shmee’s Top 5 Movies Of 2015!

It is that time of year when everyone gives a top (insert number here) list of whatever, so who am I to buck tradition?!  No-one that’s who!  So here is my top five movies of 2015 in reverse order.

5: Crimson Peak

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Gothic Period Romance with a twist of Horror? Yes please!  I guess I am one of the few people that thought that way since Crimson Peak bombed in the theaters, but I like what I like, and Crimson Peak was a lot of fun provided you knew what you were getting in too.  If you thought you were going to see a thrilling horror flick, I could see being disappointed.  If you haven’t seen it, you should give it a try.

4: Inside Out

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Inside Out proved that Pixar still has a little something left in the tank.  Pixar seems to get rich making us all cry, but Inside Out reminded us that a little sadness is important.  This was a wonderful movie, and it will easily sweep all the top Animated Film honors this award season.

3: The Martian

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Every time we have to save Matt Damon from something it makes great cinema.  He should just be in peril 24/7.  This was also the film that showed that Ridley Scott still knows how to make movies that people want to watch, and reminded film makers everywhere that one man we know in danger is much more gripping than ten’s of thousands that we don’t.

2: Star Wars: The Force Awakens

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This may surprise a few of you that this came in at #2 and not #1, but that is only because #1 was so blindsidingly good.  Star Wars: The Force Awakens lets geeks everywhere be unashamed to love Star Wars again and judging by all the box office records they are not alone.  Star Wars: The Force Awakens is my third favorite Star Wars film and that is high praise.

1: Mad Max: Fury Road

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Oh man this movie!  When I heard they were making a new Mad Max, I could not have cared any less, but then there was this perfect trailer.  That got me interested and then everything they showed of Fury Road after only made it look better.  There was no way it was going to live up to all the hype it was building. It turns out people weren’t hyped enough!  With the positive buzz that Mad Max: Fury Road is still getting it may when some awards that are usually saved for boring addiction dramas.  One more thing, it something I thought was impossible: it was progressive without being preachy.  No smug here!

I kind of surprised myself by not having a comic book movie on this list this year, but with like eight million coming out next year that will probably change for 2016.  What did your list look like?  Let me know!