Blade Runner 2 Gets A Release Date, But Why?

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Blade Runner 2 is coming out January 12, 2018, but why do we need one?  I didn’t always like Blade Runner, but now that I finally get it I am sort of upset they are making a sequel.  I mean Blade Runner was so influential it changed the way we see the future.  Not only in our minds, but almost every movie that takes place in a technologically advanced future copies its style in at least some way.  I am not sure that a sequel will be able to add anything to its story or lore in any meaningful way.  It is bound to be a disappointment.

Blade Runner may have been one of the few movies that got better with re-edits, but it was always still the same movie, just a slight different view of it.  A sequel will have to come up with something totally new while not trampling all over the movie that came before it, and I am not sure that will be possible.  For one thing it is going to answer the question of whether Rick Deckard is a Replicant or not, and that alone will make the first movie less fun because arguing about that fact is one of the reasons Blade Runner is still talked about today.

Blade Runner 2 is now officially happening, and I am very grumpy about it.  All I can do is hope that it is good, but the track record of movies that make sequels decades after the original is less than stellar.  Granted I will probably see it, so I am part of the problem, but sometimes I wish they would let classic Sci-Fi movies be.  They aren’t going to get any better than perfect.

Of Course Warner Brothers Is Worried About Batman V Superman!

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So the good folks over at HitFix posted a story about the people at DC Films/Warner Brothers being worried about how Batman v Superman is going to do, and what they are going to do if it fails.  My response?  Of course they are!  This film cost well over $200 Million to make plus marketing, so it probably needs to make at least $1 Billion worldwide to see a profit, but there is more at stake than that.  If this movie is successful there will be a multitude of other films to follow it up, but if it fails then what?  They will have to cancel or move dozens of tent-pole films around, all costing well over $100 Million each.  It would be a massive loss to the studio and no number of new Harry Potterverse films will fill that void.

If I was an investor in Warner Brothers I would be worried too, and I would be upset if the people running the studios weren’t planning for the worst.  This movie will either be a major win or a massive loss.  There isn’t a lot of in between for them.  For the record, I am hoping this movie is going to be great.  I will be there Thursday night ready to see DC’s big three on screen for the first time.  Even if the movie is bad it will be an event worth seeing!  Maybe I will see you there.  For all you Warner Brothers executives, do what you can to stay calm, maybe take up yoga, it is going to be a rough month for you guys.

Netflix Trailer Day? Netflix Trailer Day!

Wanna get pumped up for a new season of Daredevil?!  Well here you go!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5_A0Wx0jU4

This definitely looks like the best version of the Punisher yet, and I am ready for the knock-down-drag-out-brawl that happens when Daredevil and him get together!

Okay, the Daredevil trailer may have gotten you too excited, so I am going calm you down with a little Pee-wee!

I am not sure if we need another Pee-wee movie, but I am going to watch it anyway.  It just makes me feel good to watch him mill about and be himself.  My one criticism is that it looks a little too much like Pee-wee’s Big Adventure … but without the bike.

Anyway, happy Netflix trailer day!

Shmee Hangs Out With Deadpool!

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After the failure that was X-Men Origins: Wolverine no one thought that a Deadpool movie would ever see the light of day, let alone open to break every ‘R’-Rated box-office record known to man, but here we are, so the question you may be asking, “Is it any good?”  The answer is yes.  It is not perfect, but it is far better than any movie staring Ryan Reynolds has the right to be.

Mercenary Wade Wilson seems to finally have everything that he wants: a steady job, a beautiful girlfriend, and somehow, an apartment in New York City, but it turns out he also cancer.  It is in its advanced stages and he doesn’t have long to live, so he does what any person would do in the Marvel Universe, let super-scientists turn him in to a superhero.  Of course things don’t go as planned, and the now disfigured and kind of insane Deadpool must seek his revenge!

I have to admit the writers did an amazing job with Deadpool’s script.  It makes you care about Deadpool in a way I didn’t think possible.  Deadpool at his worst is an annoying internet meme, but at his best he serves as self-satire to the superhero genre.  This movie allowed him be the satirist that superhero flicks desperately need while making him sympathetic.  Bravo everyone!

Readers of my blog know that I am not a Ryan Reynolds fan, but Deadpool was the role he was born to play.  He is witty and sort of charming even when saying just terrible stuff.  It is a shame Origins set this movie back so far because he should have been Deadpool two or three more times by now and never made Green Lantern.  If only Days of Future Past had reset that too.

I do have some minor quibbles with the film.  One: the bad guy Ajax (Francis Freeman) played by Ed Skrein was boring.  He did not make a good foil for the craziness of Deadpool at all.  Two: while I know that everything has been reset by the events of X-Men: Days of Future Past, the Weapon-X lab was kind of lame.  Like I said those things don’t matter much in the face of all the things this movie accomplishes, but they do keep this movie from being just that much better.

I enjoyed Deadpool a lot.  At the extreme rate superhero movies are coming out these days it is necessary to have someone hold up a mirror every now and then to remind people how silly they really are, and I see no one more suited to the job than Deadpool.  Quick note, this movie is rate ‘R’ for a reason.  Actually it is rated ‘R’ for all the reasons, so please do not take your kids.  You know, unless you are a terrible parent.

And Now How Star Wars: The Force Awakens Should Have Ended!

This wasn’t one of their better episodes, but I have nothing to talk about today and it did bring up some good points.  If you are one of the three people in the Unites States that hasn’t seen Star Wars: The Force Awakens you should know that this video contains major spoilers.  Like you know … how the movie ends.  Enjoy!