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Cloud Atlas is a 2012 movie that was Produced, Written, and Directed by the Wachowski siblings and Tom Tykwer.  It is based off of the 2004 novel of the same name.  It is a very polarizing movie that ended up being on a lot of best and worst movie lists.  I guess I am one of the rare viewers to fall in the middle.

The movie features six stories with the same actors playing different characters in each.

1849:

A young planation owner on his voyage back from the pacific islands.

1931:

A young man seeking his fame and fortune working with a famous composer in hopes to publish his own symphony.

1973:

A journalist investigates a new nuclear power plant.

2012:

A man is trapped in a nursing home.

2144:

The story of an arrested fabricated fast food worker.

2321:

In a future dystopian world the human race is struggling to survive.

All the stories work together in various ways.  I will not give them away here considering that is part of the fun trying to figure out how they all fit together, but part of the problem is that not all of the stories are as interesting as each other, so you find yourself disappointed when it cuts to one of the lesser stories.  But I would say four out of the six are very good.

The point of this movie is to track the changes of the human soul in different times and circumstances, and I am not sure that I got that out of it, but I did see a lot of humans overcoming horrible events.  Which is interesting and at times gripping.

The cast is very good, but when you have Tom Hanks, Halle Berry, Jim Broadbent, Hugo Weaving, Hugh Grant and many more that is to be expected.  Tom Hanks recently said that this movie recharged him so that he could do Captain Phillips and Saving Mr. Banks, and it is one of the movies he is most proud of.

The special effects are for the most part very good with the main exception being some of the makeup.  With people changing race and gender a few times some of the makeup can be a little dodgy, but it does help you figure out who’s who.  The vistas of Neo Seoul and the far future as well as the sets from the past all look great.

This is one of those movies that I was not so sure about when I watched it, but as I think back on it, I like it more and more.  At least the Wachowskis never do anything normal or boring.  If you have time and are looking for something a bit different then Cloud Atlas might be it.

Any Given Sunday is a movie about Pro Football written by and directed by Oliver Stone in 1999.  I had always heard this movie had great speeches by Al Pacino, so I thought since it was football season I would give it a shot.  I wish that I hadn’t.

The movie follows the season of a fictional football team the Miami Sharks.  They are members of the fictional Associated Football Franchises of America.  The film in general follows Jamie Foxx as Willie Beaman as he tries to usurp legendary QB Jack “Cap” Rooney played by Dennis Quaid.  Al Pacino plays the Hall of Fame coach Tony D’Amato trying to hold the team together while the team makes its way through this transition period.  Oh yeah, Cameron Diaz plays the evil owner Christina Pagniacci who is trying to move the team to LA.

The problem with this movie is that all the people just play their stereotypes.  They don’t really veer from them at all until the end when they change and everything is happy.  You know, when they are supposed to: Jamie Foxx plays the young arrogant kid who lets fame get to his head; Dannis Quaid isn’t sure if he still has it; Cameron Diaz is all about the cash; and Al Pacino is the world weary coach who just wants to win one more time.  You can guess their story lines from there, and it plays out almost exactly like you would imagine.

That being said, they do all fit their roles, they just don’t elevate them at all, and that could be because Oliver Stone doesn’t give them anything to work with.  It is probably a combination of the two.  If you are looking for a generic football movie then you have found it.

It also is super 90’s, but not in a cool retro way, but in an awful nonsensical way.  Random flashes off pink colors.  Everyone looks like they just fell out of a Boyz III Men video.  It is hard to watch.

The only reason to watch this movie is for Al Pacino’s speeches.  If he could give me a speech every morning I could rule the world.  They are awesome, and it brings Al Pacino’s character to life, but sadly they take up like twenty minutes of this almost three hour long flick.

This movie falls flat, and it hasn’t aged well.  I am sure Oliver Stone wanted to make a glorious exposé on America’s most popular sport, but it ends up being just another football flick with some decent action and a few great speeches.  I would spend your Any Given Sunday watching something else.

There is something fun about watching a truly bad movie, and American Warships is a bad movie.  It was written and directed by Thunder Levin, who also wrote the classic Sharknado, and it came out in 2012 direct to video to try and convince people that it was the Universal/Hasbro movie Battleship.

A mysterious ship is using a form of EMP pulse, and it is knocking out the Navy’s high tech warships, so it is up the USS Iowa to deal with this threat.  Can this floating museum save the world?  Honestly in a movie this bad it might be worth it to let the world go.

It “stars” Mario Van Peebles and Carl Weathers, but you can tell that they are just picking up their paychecks.  I just kept waiting for Carl Weathers to go in to Arrested Development mode and start saving the food around the set to get a stew going.  Van Peebles just did his best to look stoic, and not to look visibly disinterested in what he was doing, but he fails most of the time.

I know this movie had a micro budget, but I can’t believe that people could bring themselves to make a movie like this, and not just be laughing the whole time.  They all play it so seriously, but the movie is complete and utter garbage.  Now that is not to say I did not have a good time because I did, but that is mostly due to the friends I was with that helped me trash it at every turn.

This movie is bad, and if I had watched it by myself it probably would have been unbareable, but thanks to good friends it was the perfect movie to do a little home MST3King with.  If you are in the mood for something bad then this movie might be just the ticket.  Otherwise stay far away.

I was going to watch my favorite Halloween/Christmas movie The Nightmare Before Christmas while answering the door for Trick-or-Treaters, but HBO had other plans, and I watched Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit.  Curse of the Were-Rabbit came out in 2005, and it was created by Aardman Animations, who is known of their Wallace and Gromit stories.  It was the second DreamWorks Animation distributed film to with the Academy Award for best Animated Feature Film.

If you don’t know, Wallace and Gromit are a pair of inventors who’s inventions always lead them in to hijinks.  And by them, I should say Wallace because he never ‘listens’ to his dog Gromit, who never speaks, when he is about to do something stupid.  This of course happens when they are tasked with guarding the town’s giant vegetables for the upcoming competition, and Wallace accidently creates the titular giant Were-rabbit.

This movie is incredibly British, so it is amazing that it won the Oscar that year.  The jokes are a bunch of wonderful puns and site gags, and since Gromit can’t talk they get to throw in quite a few silent movie era comedy pratfalls.  The story is simple, so it doesn’t get in the way of all the fun the animators and story tellers are obviously having.

This movie is stop-motion animated, so I would probably love it even if it wasn’t great, but it is so I can still recommend it to anyone who has a sense of humor.  It is a great movie for the kids at Halloween, and the adults will have just as much, if not more fun than the kids are having.