Postgame Report: Torment: Tides Of Numenera!

After a little over twenty hours my trip through the crazy world Numenera has come to a close.   This post will be a quick follow up to my earlier review.  Even a few days after beating the game I think about it from time to time.  The things I saw, the different things that I could have said to people.  Companions that I could have taken with me, but didn’t.  Whether I want to play through it again or not.  That’s what Torment: Tides Of Numenera does, it makes you think, and I appreciate it for that.

The only real letdowns from the game were, if I was forced to fight the combat wasn’t great, and the ending, while interesting, wasn’t as satisfying as I had hoped.  Just to make sure I checked online to confirm that I hadn’t missed anything, I hadn’t.  That was just the way the game ended.  That is not to say that it ruined the game, it definitely did not, but still, it did stick out.

Games like this are not made every day, and people should be reward for making them, so you should go out and play it too.  Your brain will thank you.  If nothing else you will get to see a city built inside an interdimensional monster.  That is always fun!

I Am Sick Of Every PC Game Company Needing A Launcher!

Last night I needed to download the Bethesda Launcher to player “something” (sorry I can’t say what), and at the same time my EA Origin said it needed to update.  Then it got me wondering, “How many stupid ‘launchers’ do I have?”  Let’s list them shall we: Steam, GOG, The Windows Store, EA Origin, UPlay, Epic, Twitch, and now Bethesda.  Those are just the ones that I have, and I am sure more companies are coming up with their own.

Look Game Companies, I get it.  It makes sense.  You can make your own launcher and store and then skip the middlemen to sell directly to your customers.  More profit for you.  Plus you get to push the patches out directly without having to get approval from Microsoft, Valve or CD Projekt Red (am I the only one that thinks they need to drop the ‘CD’ off their name?), but man every time I need to play a game on one of those platforms it needs to patch before I patch the game.  It is supper annoying!  I just want to play the game!

Crap like this is why people love consoles.  Sure you have Sony, Nintendo and Microsoft acting like gatekeepers, and not all consoles get all games, but when you do get a game it just works!  Yes, you may need to make an account with those other companies to make some features of those games work, but for the most part that is optional unless it is an MMO.  I play video games to have fun, not to play patch-a-palooza, or which-launcher-has-that-game bingo.

If this is where the PC market is headed, we are in for a headache.  I understand why it is happening, but that doesn’t mean I have to like it.  In my day we went to the store and bought games off of a shelf like man!.  Hold on.  I need to get a stick.  I think there are some kids on my lawn!  “Hey you!  Get your game launchers and your Free 2 Play FPSs out of here!!! … Unless they are really fun!”

Shmee Battles Back The Vermintide!

How do you feel about rat-men?  If you like them this is not a game for you.  You will murder more of their kind in thirty minutes with Warhammer The End Times: Vermintide than you have probably seen in your entire life,  but if you enjoy crushing Skaven (what rat-men call themselves) under your boot, or just endless hordes in general, you will probably like Vermintide.

If you were wondering about Warhammer The End Times: Vermintides story, don’t.  It is simply that the world is coming to end and the city you are in, Ubersreik, is being overrun by Skaven.  You and a band of heroes must work together to save the people that remain.  What this means is that you will hack and slash and shoot your way through thousands of rats with up to three other players.  For all of you that have played Left 4 Dead this should be very familiar, but with more focus on melee.

That is not a knock on Vermintide.  In fact it is a compliment.  There has been a big hole in the gaming scene since Left 4 Dead 2 came out, and why Left 4 Dead 3 has never materialized is anyone’s guess.  Fatshark Games did change things up enough that it is not a ripoff of Valve’s zombie classic, so it is more like a game in the genre that Left 4 Dead helped define.  Not to mention the pull to slay endless waves of rat-type-people while leveling up and getting new loot is strong.

That is not to say everything is perfect.  Fatshark to prevent screen tearing has locked in the framerate to 30FPS and turned on V-Sync.  The problem is sometimes when there are a few dozen evil rats on screen the frame rate will dip a bit, and with V-Sync turned on, that means you will drop a frame or two.  When you are surrounded by rats it is not a great time for the game to “freeze” and then come back to show you that the world has changed around you.  AKA you are about to take quite a bit of damage.  They should let us turn off V-Sync,  a little screen tearing will be worth always keeping the swarm in front of you.

I have only played the first few levels of Warhammer The End Times: Vermintide, but it was a lot of fun (even though we got teamed up with an elite player who did not care a lot about hanging out with the party).  I will journey to Ubersreik to slay Skaven again, and since this game seems to always be on sale, you may want to come with me.  I mean who doesn’t like to take out their aggressions on a few hundred rats?

Mass Effect: Andromeda Post Game Thoughts!

After sixty-three hours and twenty minutes I have completed my first play through of Mass Effect: Andromeda, and I may play a little more to complete a couple of achievements and random quests.  You can play the game after you complete the main story, but of course any quests you complete will not affect the ending.  So, have my feelings about the game changed since my first ten hours?  Yes, and mostly for the better.  Here are some quick post game thoughts:

  • Crafting needs to be combined in to one interface.  Crafting is where you get all the cool items, so to have to navigate several menus to create the stuff you want is a little frustrating
  • There needs to be a way to land at forward stations from space.  Later on in the game several missions have you planet hopping, so it is supper annoying to have to land, fast travel, then drive.  I want to get straight to the driving.
  • There needs to be more enemy variety.  The same bad guys you see in the beginning of the game will be the same guys you see in the end.  The only difference is that they throw more of them at you, but you are so god-like at the end it doesn’t really matter how many guys run at you.
  • The story was a missed opportunity to do something different, but it ends well.  Even though you are still finding tech from long dead peeps and fighting faceless hoards the game still wraps up everything very nicely, and I was quite satisfied with how it ended.

I really enjoyed Mass Effect: Andromeda, but it was far from perfect.  I am hopeful they can fix the issues of the first game in the second.  We will see.  If you have yet to pick up ME:A, I recommended it to fans of the first games; though others may want to hold off until they have fixed a few more bugs and the game’s price comes down a bit.

The Savior Of The LAN: Rune Classic!

When I was getting ready for my annual LAN party this year I researched which games were LAN favorites, and the game that kept coming up over and over again was Rune by Human Head Studios.  I remember hearing about Rune when it came out in 2000, but I totally missed it.  Which is a shame because it is hilarious fun, well at least the multiplayer is.

The game features hand to hand combat, and it is all about trying to out flank your opponent.  There are shields you can pick up, but if the other players find some of the bigger weapons the game has to offer, the shield will get chopped in two just before you do.  Really what happens in this game is people run around each other swinging big weapons with reckless abandon trying to turn the other player in to goo, or just dismember them.  It is very simple, but it wonderfully executed.  I think we played this game for three hours.  Besides death match there is a game mode called Head Ball where you have to chop off each other’s heads and then throw them in your own goal.  Not as fun as the straight up death match, but a good change of pace.

Everything about this game is as ‘Metal’ as possible. Oceans of blood, Vikings, skeletons, and rivers of acid.  Unfortunately the graphics have not held up well, but that just means it will run on any computer out there.  The gameplay on the other hand is still in top form, and you can find keys for Rune Classic (as it is titled now) for under a $1, so there is no reason not to pick it up for your next PC based get together.  Rune Classic got my LAN off to a great start, and there is no way it will not be on this list for next year.