Walking Dead Season 7 Started The Way We Thought It Would…

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The Walking Dead season seven episode one answered to the question, “Who did Negan Kill?”, and Rick and the gang were thrown in to disarray.  What else happened?  Not a lot.  I will say even though we all knew what was coming, episode one was a bit of a gut punch.  I hope that season seven continues to be interesting and doesn’t end up being a bunch of filler episodes until the group finally mans up and takes Negan out.  We can all hope right?

I mean the question is not if the group can take out Negan, it is how long it will take for them to get resourceful enough to do it.  I am betting Negan is gone one episode after the mid-season break.  There will be a cliffhanger over the Christmas holiday.  The Walking Dead loves its cliffhangers.  The show still has my interest, but my enthusiasm for it is waning.  I think it may be time for the producers to start thinking how they want this all to end.

Shmee Gets Lost With The Girl On The Train!

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After the success of Gone Girl movie studios all started looking for next thrilling novel to turn in to the new sexy slow burn thriller/blockbuster.  The problem is of course that if the movie lacks the ‘burn’ then they are just slow.  The Girl on the Train just lacked the intensity that a good thriller needs to be successful, so it ended up being forgettable.

The Girl on the Train follows Rachel Watson (Emily Blunt) an alcoholic struggling to overcome the loss of her marriage.  She rides around on the train all day wondering what the people in the houses she passes are up to.  She even makes one couple in particular out to be perfect in her dreams, so when she sees the wife (Haley Bennett) cheat on her husband (Luke Evans) she gets angry and black out drunk.  In her drunken stupor she may have done something horrible, but she cannot remember.

The problem with all of this is that we are never sure why we should care.  Yes you do feel sorry for Blunt’s character, but not enough, and the rest of the characters aren’t worth rooting for either.  The Girl on the Train is never as sexy, tense, or as clever as it thinks it is.  It is really just a lot of mad terrible people talking in to the camera slowly.  Luckily for us, all those people are really talented, so the movie is not a complete loss.

Emily Blunt gives an amazing performance and elevates this film.  She has proven time and time again that she is a fabulous talent, but props have to be given to the rest of the cast as well.  They pull off the enormous amount dialog with aplomb.  It is a shame their efforts were wasted on this dull flick.

Without The Girl on a Train’s great cast it would have been a terrible movie.  As it stands now it is just okay.  Something to watch on a rainy day on Netflix.  The Thanksgiving movie season is almost upon us, and there are some exciting movies on the horizon, so you should save your full price movie ticket money for something else.

Harlem Saves Luke Cage!

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Luke Cage is Marvel’s third series on Netflix, and for the most part it doesn’t stray too far from the established formula.  Thankfully it is a good formula and moving the action from Hell’s Kitchen to Harlem changes things up just enough to keep things fresh.  With all the racial tension in America right now Luke Cage is the hero we need.

The series picks up fairly quickly after the events of Jessica Jones with the titular Luke Cage (Mike Colter) now working several jobs for cash under the table in Harlem.  Luckily for him one of his jobs is cleaning up Pop’s Barber Shop.  Pop (Frankie Faison) is a father figure and mentor for Luke, and Pop tries to help Luke see that he should be out saving people and not sweeping up hair and doing dishes.  Luke instead wants to keep a low profile, but fate has other plans and he is soon facing off against local gangster Cornell “Cottonmouth” Stokes (Mahershala Ali).

A lot of this would seem generic and boring.  Not to mention a retread of things we have seen before, but the cast and setting make this series sing.  It seems cliché to say that Harlem is a character in the show, but it truly is, and it is much more interesting than Hell’s Kitchen where all the other Netflix shows take place.  A superhero dropped in to a hotbed of police and racial tensions makes for pretty good TV.

Netflix has another hit show on its hands.  It is making the buildup to The Defenders unbearable.  I mean we still have to get through Iron Fist, but if it is half as good as Luke Cage we will be just fine.  Just a word of warning, much like Jessica Jones, this show is not for kids, but for all us adults out there it is well worth a watch.

What Was The Point Of Preacher’s First Season?

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I am not one for spoilers, but I have decided that I have to talk about how the first season of Preacher ended, so take this as your spoiler warning.  The show ends with a town wide explosion.  Which is similar to the comic book (in the comic it was only the church), but the comic book did it in the first two pages not after eleven hours of television.  We had no attachment for anyone in the comics yet, so the explosion just set the tone for the wild and crazy graphic adventure.  In the show we know everyone, so they just killed a bunch of people we have some sort of interest in.

What was the point of the first season then?  To show that Jesse is kind of a jerky know-it-all?  Trust me if they had followed the comic books people would have come to that realization anyway.  I don’t think Preacher needed a prequel, or this prequel at any rate.  It didn’t show us anything relevant or new about these characters.  It did show us that they are going to try and be as weird as the comic books, but just at a much slower pace.  Maybe the writers just wanted us to be asking the same question as Jesse, Tulip, and Cassidy, “What is the point of it all?”.