Miss Peregrine’s Peculiar Third Act!

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Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children starts off well.  It is charming and slightly creepy like all good Tim Burton films, but it all almost falls apart in the end.  Thankfully it gets its act together just before the ending credits.  It is just a shame that it couldn’t be good the whole way through.

Miss Peregrine’s follows a boy named Jacob “Jake” Portman (Asa Butterfield) who grew up listening to his grandfather’s (Terence Stamp) amazing stories about a home for children with strange powers, and one day he decides he needs to check these stories out for himself.  Of course he gets swept up in an amazing adventure in which he will need to rely on the children’s mutations peculiarities, and maybe just learn something about himself.

This movie feels like Tim Burton wanted to make a longer movie.  It takes its time setting the table for Jake’s adventure, but then it rushes through the rest of the movie, so when Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children gets to the big showdown it is rushed and campy, and there is almost no tension.  Which is a shame because there is room out there for a strange version of the X-Men with weird and creepy kids.

For the most part the actors do a good job.  Especially Eva Green as the titular Miss Peregrine.  She is delightfully odd, but you can tell she cares about the kids in her care.  The only real breakdown is that Asa Butterfield and Ella Purnell, who plays Emma Bloom an Air Bender, have no real chemistry together.  They are fine separately, but awkward together.

Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children is a fun film, but it falls short of being a great film.  Whether or not you should see it in theaters depends on how much you like Tim Burton or the source material.  If you are ambivalent about those two things you can probably wait for this movie to hit Red Box or Netflix.  Still, in the end I enjoyed myself, and that is why we go to the movies in the first place.

Shmee Gleefully Terrorizes Australia In Forza Horizon 3!

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They say money can’t buy happiness, but they are wrong.  It can be purchased for around $60 on Xbox One or PC.  Forza Horizon 3 is the culmination of all the previous Forza games.  It is the game we didn’t know we were waiting for.  For everyone who doesn’t want to waste time reading this review, Forza Horizon 3 is freaking great, and you should be playing it.

In Forza Horizon 3 you take the role of the boss running the Horizon festival, and this time the festival is in Australia.  You draw fans to your festival by racing and doing crazy stunts.  The more fans you have the more venues you can open.  The more venues that you open the more races and crazy stunts you can take part in.  Or if you want, you can just dive around Australia at high speeds and do whatever you want.

Technically Forza Horizon 3 is a racing game, but that isn’t quite right.  While you will spend a lot of time racing in Forza Horizon 3, what actually is, is a driving game.  A game that strives to bring you the joy of getting behind the wheel of a fast car and screwing around and doing ridiculous things.  Things like driving a 1973 XB GT Ford Falcon Coupe (the Mad Max car) through the wine country, literally through it, while listening to Flight of the Valkyries and earning a crazy amount of skill points.  It is glorious.

I have heard some people describe Forza Horizon 3 as a CarPG because of the never ending loop of getting XP, unlocking cars, and gaining new races, but that description doesn’t quite fit.  Sure there are not one, but three different progression systems: XP to give you random cars and cash, fans to give you new venues, and skill points to give more ways to earn XP, fans and skill points, but in the end what Forza Horizon 3 is a joy machine that works better the faster you go.

Forza Horizon 3 isn’t perfect.  It doesn’t do a good job of differentiating between trees that you can mow over and ones that will stop you in your tracks, and the AI car pop-in can be slow to the point of randomly having mini-vans show up mere feet in front of you.  No doubt that at blindingly fast speeds cars can seemingly appear out of nowhere, but not out of thin air.  Also if you are going to get this for PC, you are going to need a pretty beefy rig.  Still in the light of everything that Forza Horizon 3 does well these are very minor foibles.

I don’t have the credentials to say that Forza Horizon 3 is the greatest racing game of all time, but I will say that it is my favorite racing game, and it is working its way up my all time favorite games list, racing or otherwise.  I still have a lot of game left to play with Forza Horizon 3, so my attitude about it may change, but I doubt it.  Go out and get Forza Horizon 3 for Xbox One or PC now!  You know, unless you hate fun.

This Indiana Jones Cartoon Is Amazing!

You need to watch the fan made trailer above!  I will wait … Done? Good.  Disney needs to make this a show stat.  I would tune in every day that it aired.  Way to go Patrick Schoenmaker you are my hero for the day!

The CW Superhero Fight Club Is Back!!!!

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The CW brought back the Superhero fight club, and this time it includes Supergirl!!!  You can watch the YouTube teaser above, but for the full video you will need to download the new CW app.  Which with free access to access to all the CW’s shows I am guessing you were going to do that anyway.

You Finally Get To Hang Out With The Riffraff In Fallout 4’s Nuka-World!

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One of Fallout 4‘s problems, with the exception of the Institute, is that you are never able to be one of the bad guys.  You can be kind of bad, but you are still forced to do the right thing, so at most you can be kind of a jerk.  Bethesda seeks to change all that with Nuka-World.

Nuka-World is the last Bethesda created DLC (though there are plenty of mods to keep you busy), and the first time the game lets you hang out with Raiders.  In fact you become leader of the Raiders after the first 30 minutes, and after you clean out the titular Nuka-World with them you can lead them to capture and destroy the Commonwealth.  Remember all those settlements you helped?  Well you can now destroy them then give them to Raiders, and considering how annoying the settlements are they kind of have it coming.

Over all Fallout 4: Nuka-World is a fun little expansion with a really cool new place to visit and explore, and it finally lets you be the villain you have always wanted to be.  However, it is still just Fallout 4, so if you are done with the game, and considering some of us have several real days worth of play time invested I don’t blame you, there is nothing that changes the game too dramatically that makes Nuka-World a must play, but if you cannot wait to head back out to the wasteland, Nuka-World is as good an excuse as any.